#3: The Secret of 2017

On today's adventure, Dan tells Jordan all about a report Alex Jones posted purporting to explain the Secret of 2017.  Topics covered include:

• Does Phish have one good song?
• Would Alex Jones be fun to hang out with late night at a dive bar?
• Can an external observer read the mind of Megyn Kelly?
• The declining quality in the food at Luby's Diner